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Christian One Liners

Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember,
Moses started
out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite,
and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their
pews.
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Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisors.
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It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.
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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose, but mosquitoes
come close.
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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.
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People are funny; they
want the
front of the bus, the middle
of the road, and the back of the church.
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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation
bangs on your front door forever.
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Quit griping about your
church; if it was perfect,
you couldn't belong.
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If the church wants a
better pastor, it only needs
to pray for the one it has.
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God Himself does not propose
to judge a man until he is dead.
So why should you?
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Some minds are like concrete
thoroughly mixed up and permanently
set.
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Peace starts with a smile.
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I don't know why some people
change churches; what
difference does
it make which one you stay home
from?
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A lot of church members who
are singing "Standing on the
Promises" are just sitting on the premises.
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We were called to be witnesses,
not lawyers or judges.
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Be ye fishers of men. You
catch them - He'll clean them.
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Coincidence is when God chooses
to remain anonymous.
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Don't put a question mark where
God put a period.
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Don't wait for 6 strong men to
take you to church.
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Forbidden fruits create many
jams.
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God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called.
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God grades on the cross, not
the curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably
prefers
"fruits of the spirit" over
"religious nuts!"
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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.
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He who angers you, controls you!
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If God is your Co-pilot - swap
seats!
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Prayer:
Don't give God instructions --
just report for duty!
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The task ahead of us is never
as
great as the Power behind us.
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The Will of God never takes you
to
where the Grace of God will
not protect you.
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We don't change the message,
the message changes us.
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You can tell how big a
person
is by what it takes to.........discourage
him.
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The best mathematical equation
I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails= 4 given.
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If this blessed you in a profound
way today my Dear Friend, PLEASE
pass this along to everyone in your address book
to bless them today, tomorrow
and ALWAYS! May God and His Son bless you from today on out!
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